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My name is Jasmine. But call me Smazz. This is the randomness that flow through my mind. Some of it will make you laugh, some will make you cry, and some will make you WTF!? So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
Between my sister snoring, and my grandmother burping ALL. THE. TIME.(Seriously its like every fucking 5 minutes with this women! And they’re not silent burps. Oh no. They are those in your throat burps the resonate throughout you whole esophagus making them sound deeper then they really are!) I am ready to cut my ears off! I hate snoring. Like really hate snoring. And sister always has to take her naps in the most public room in the house! The family room, where everybody likes to watch TV. And you know whats funny, the more my grandmother turns up the TV(cause she’s needs a haring aid) the louder they’re noises are! Its like the three of them are competing with eachother! I just wanna go over there close my sister’s mother and lock my grandmother in a closet. These…these…are the worst noises in the world.
I can not wait till I go back to Norfolk. Just to get away from my family.
