July 2012
I need to stop checking my phone
addie-chi:
misoran:
Nobody is going to call me saying. Hey Kari lets go to a party or something.
id call you but… i cant even go to a party Xd
I’d call but we are far apart :(
ruinedchildhood:
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
June 2012
Why it takes women so long to get ready:
imjustonekid:
Dragging ourselves from the bed to the bathroom
Hating ourselves for looking like shit
Primping
Doing random shit to get ready
Making sure we look good
Tumblr Gender Analyzer →
fuckyeahexplicityaoi:
littlemissmanga:
derpyhoovespegasus:
raikissu:
techpriest-oni:
stripeybutts:
scenefux:
baconlita:
binxyyy:
scootatore:
ask-fantasma:
mellydash:
We think http://mellydash.tumblr.com/ is written by a man (78%).
IT’S BECAUSE I’M A DYKE, ISN’T IT?
We think http://ask-fantasma.tumblr.com is written by a man (88%).
WHAaT
We think...
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag:
“some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
Roommates
Dear Roommates,
I don’t know where you think you live, or where you think you are, but who the fuck are you suing my stuff without asking. I had my suspicions before, and today has sealed it. You bitches need to learn how to ask to use someone’s stuff. Especially you girl who is hoboing off your cousin. You dont even live here, and you’re using my stuff? Also why my stuff? There...
AHHHHHHHH! I GOT TO PLAY THE KINGDOM HEARTS 3DS...
Season Finale Shipping Roster
Last Airbender Fleet:
Kataang: Flagship of the fleet. Currently considered unsinkable.
Sukka: Radio silence for four years, whereabouts unknown, condition unknown, presumed operational.
Maiko: Contact lost, considered heavily armed, presumed operational.
Tokka: The ship keeps taking hits, but remains resilient and adorable as hell.
Zutara: Pirate ship, last seen patrolling Fire Nation waters - heavy caution is advised.
The Legend of Korra Fleet:
The season finally was a battle the likes of which had not been seen in four years. But it is not over, it is never over.
Makorra: A last minute level-up gave the Makorra immense firepower, allowing it to charge through battle in much the same manner its predecessor did, the SS Kataang. Rumor has it that this ship might grow to be as strong as the Kataang, as many parallels in its hull and canons are seen.
Borra: Left stranded on a tiny island of semi-despair, the crew remains cheerfully supportive of other ships as it has a party by itself.
Masami: May it rest in peace. *hats off*
Irosami: Is in alliance with the the Makorra, and seems to be in waiting....waiting...patiently.
Korroh: Appeared later in the game and was immediately hit by the SS Makorra, it is currently taking water. But still refusing to go out.
Korrasami: SS Makorra found it with its recent level-up but failed to land a killing blow. Crew sniffles and goes back to doing what they do best, being wonderful and ignoring the rest of the fleet.
Pemzin: Reconciled in a peace treaty with the Linzin. It grows bigger and stronger.
Linzin: Having a party with the Pemzin.
Tahnnorra: .When asked "WHERE'S YOUR CAPTAIN HUH." this ship responds "FUCK YOU" and flips its hair, its fabulous, fabulous hair.
Amorra: Decimated by the new submarine Lieutemon
Lieutemon: Fucking. Submarines
Korrlok: In light of recent events, rest of fleet decided to hold a decent funeral procession for Councilmen Tarrlok. May he rest in peace. Finally.
Howrra: Doing very well on Pigfarts.
New Intel from Amorra: Has retreated to submarine and is waiting for the moment to strike.
alliswellinhere:
an otp is being in love with two people being in love.
I read the tag. That’s so sweet Adam
There’s no bigger turn off for me than when you ask someone what their favorite books are and they respond “I don’t read.”
