baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
cosmicquake: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing i have never read anything more true in my entire life
Just for back from my first 4am walk for my puppy @_@ Thank god she’s worth it
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
mykittyisbeautiful: karensbabe: “Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.” -John 8:43 wait did Jesus just say the equivalent of did I stutter Jesus is so sassy
Shoutout to all the revolutionary people of color...