May 2013
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
cosmicquake:
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
i have never read anything more true in my entire life
Just for back from my first 4am walk for my puppy @_@ Thank god she’s worth it
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
mykittyisbeautiful:
karensbabe:
“Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.”
-John 8:43
wait
did Jesus just say the equivalent of did I stutter
Jesus is so sassy
Shoutout to all the revolutionary people of color...
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