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My name is Jasmine. But call me Smazz. This is the randomness that flow through my mind. Some of it will make you laugh, some will make you cry, and some will make you WTF!? So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
(Source: comic-view, via japanfrica)
(Source: vegucateyourself, via workoutlivelove)
This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”
I think about this all the time
(Source: hawk222, via meeptoyousir)
The motherfucker with the blowdryer on his nuts omg.
(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via meeptoyousir)
“Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.”
-John 8:43
wait
did Jesus just say the equivalent of did I stutter
Jesus is so sassy
(Source: cutie-police, via futurehusbandofparkbom)
Genderbend Pocahontas.
I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.
THIS IS FREAKING AMAZINGGGGG
(via addie-chi)